Former Youth for Hitler elected Pope.

Well, that was quick. They went with the white guy, but get this--he used to be a Youth for Hitler. Apparently he joined when he was 14, the year before it became compulsory. Supposedly his membership was short and not enthusiastic. His father was anti-Nazi Now, I'm all for believing people can change, and forgiveness and all, but this just sticks in my craw. He's also 78 years old.

Further, he's the head of the leader of the Congregation of the Doctrine of Faith, the Inquisition's latest incarnation. He's also a stern conservative, speaking out against Asian priests who held that Non-Christian faiths were part of God's plan for humanity.

Looks like we're in for a bumpy ride, folks.